Would anyone with a sweet tooth like to read this ?

WE SCOTS LIKE OUR SWEETIES


A LORRY LOAD OF CHOCOLATE BARS


HEAVEN'S ANSWER TO OUR DREAMS


SWEET TOOTH AND STICKY FINGERS





ALWAYS GO HAND IN HAND


MILKY BARS, CRUNCHIES, BUTTONS


JUST WATCH THE WAIST EXPAND


WITH A LORRY LOAD OF CHOCOLATE BARS





DIETS ARE SOON FORGOTTEN


NO ROOM FOR LUNCHES, DINNER OR TEA


DIETS ARE SOON FORGOTTEN


I'M FEELING LOUSY, ROTTEN





BUT LISTEN,I'M NOT COMPLAINING


I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT SORRY


I DIDN'T PAY FOR ANY OF THES


THEY FELL OFF THE BACK OF A LORRY!

Would anyone with a sweet tooth like to read this ?
Ha ha that is good - waistband also expanding due to mindless self indulgence in a wee dram or two aswell though
Reply:Was that written by a Diabetic?
Reply:i like it wheres my irn-bru?
Reply:Lol, Oh shoot, didn't see it coming! Your a kick in the pants! ♥
Reply:lmao
Reply:HORDY HORDY HORD
Reply:It's true.The best things in life are FREE!!!!
Reply:What's a LORRY?
Reply:Very well put.. Wishes now I had been born a true Scot...instead of wishing..Very good I must add and I shall bow down to you my lass..
Reply:I have had this problem with M %26amp; Ms rather than chocolate bars.Now my waist has expanded so much that I must go on a severe diet or buy a whole closet full of new clothes.
Reply:Ha ha %26amp; tablet, %26amp; the toffee made in Stenhousemuir. When I used to work at the RSNH in Larbert I had a friend who lived in Stenhousemuir and I had to walk past the factory where they made the toffee....mmm the smell was lovely! Used to be able to buy a single toffee, wrapped in green tartan paper and it cost 1d....can't for the life of me remember the name of it now lol but I ate loads of them. Edinburgh Rock....now there's a sweetie that is sweet! If I remember it right penny sweets were called "penny spice".


I don't have many really happy memories of living in Scotland, Susie, but you seem to have the knack in bringing them out of me.....thank you. xx
Reply:Just another ill, but sated chocoholic.
Reply:I remember! All that chocolate fell just as the Guinness truck rolled over Mr. Doubtfire!
Reply:aarr so that's where the stolen trailer went from Cadbury's