Monday, November 16, 2009

Iv got a sweet tooth, for licorice drops nd cherry rolls...hey sugardaddy hansome needs sum sugar in his bowl?

does anyone know this song?

Iv got a sweet tooth, for licorice drops nd cherry rolls...hey sugardaddy hansome needs sum sugar in his bowl?
"Sugar Daddy" by Hedwig and the Angry Inch





I've got a sweet tooth


For licorice drops and jelly roll.


Hey Sugar Daddy,


Hansel needs some sugar in his bowl.


I'll lay out fine china on the linen


And polish up the chrome


If you've got some sugar for me,


Sugar Daddy bring it home.





Black strap molasses,


You're my orange blossom honey bear.


Bring me Versace blue jeans


And black designer underwear.


We'll dress up like the disco-dancing jet set


In Milan and Rome.


If you got some sugar for me,


Sugar Daddy bring it home.





Oh the thrill of control,


Like the rush of rock and roll,


It's the sweetest taste I've known,


If you've got some sugar bring it home





When honey bees go shopping


It's something to be seen.


They swarm to wild flowers


And get nectar for the queen.


And every thing you bring me


got me dripping like a honeycomb,


And if you've got some sugar for me,


Sugar Daddy, bring it home.





Oh the thrill of control,


Like a Blitzkrieg on the roll,


It's the sweetest taste I've known,


So if you've got some sugar


Bring it home.


Oh come on, Sugar Daddy, bring it home!





Whiskey and French cigarettes,


A motorbike with high- speed jets,


A Waterpik, a Cuisinart,


And a hypo-allergenic dog.


Oh, I want all the luxuries of the modern age,


And every item on every page


In the Lillian Vernon catalogue.





(spoken)


Luther: Oh baby, something's crossed my mind.


I was thinking you'd look so fine


In a velvet dress


With heels and an ermine stole.


Hansel: Oh, Luther darling, heaven knows


I've never put on women's clothes!


Except for once


My mother's camisole.





So you think only a woman


Can truly love a man.


Then you buy me the dress


I'll be more woman than a man like you can stand.


I'll be your Venus on a chocolate clam shell


Rising on a sea of marshmallow foam,


And if you've got some sugar for me,


Sugar Daddy, bring it home.





It's our tradition to control,


Like Erich Honecker and Helmut Khol, [remember him?]


From the Ukraine to the Rhone.


Sweet home uber alles,


Lord, I'm coming home.


So come on, Sugar Daddy, bring me home.
Reply:why do you keep changing your name?????????
Reply:Be careful with the liquorice. Too much of it will attack your liver and you will end up in hospital. One lady got through 4 ounces/day and was hospitalised. So please be careful.
Reply:I like Carmeled Carrots too............


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