Why do I have a sweet tooth this night! It never happens any other night but this one of every year?

cause its halloween


and us bundys dont give out candy so we cant eat it


we sit at home with the lights out

Why do I have a sweet tooth this night! It never happens any other night but this one of every year?
you could be a candy vampire
Reply:Put on your rubber nose and your house coat


and go see how generous your neighbors are!!





Tell them you are only eight, but have a thyroid problem - (and an anger management problem if they don't give you a treat!)
Reply:It is probably because everyone remembers eating candy like hogs on this day when they were kids, and you want to relive your memories, even though you aren't THINKING that.
Reply:'Cause I just gave you a couple of full sized Snickers - and you, like everyone else in the World, LOVES a Snickers!
Reply:Ya..........sure.
Reply:It's just all the candy.
Reply:Duh, you should know this. It's Halloween and every bodies eating candy, even my dentist. And if you probably look out your window it's everywhere.
Reply:think of the Fat women that come into the shoe store all the time then you won't be hungry foer anything.